thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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darecrowavis:

simsgonewrong:

So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out 

"THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY JOB."

darecrowavis:

simsgonewrong:

So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out 

"THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY JOB."

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sprucespanner:

my blog is actually a horrific mess of different fandoms and things that don’t really relate to each other but i thought they were funny

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how-i-met-my-otp:

filleencore:

Reacting to Ted and his stupidass french horn.

It works so well too because we as we all know, she represents the fandom.

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allwaswell-759:

So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

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elly-hiddlesherloki:

rabioheab:

william shakespeare hasn’t come out with a new play in a while did he retire or something

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"Call the nurse."

"She’s not a nurse."

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dreamofflight:

sixpenceee:

GRAVEYARDS SPONTANEOUSLY CATCHING ON FIRE

A cemetery in the small Southern Wisconsin city of Janesville has experienced the paranormal phenomenon of spontaneous combustion. Several graves can be seen bursting into smokey flames for no apparent reason. 

The odd thing about this event, is that I’ve tried looking it up but no news has been reporting it at all. 

"spontaneously"

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sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

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imdrowninginfootwear:

James Marsters - The only person on earth who looks even hotter with grown-out roots.

imdrowninginfootwear:

James Marsters - The only person on earth who looks even hotter with grown-out roots.

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so you’ve all probably seen this picture

wondering-if-we-still-belong:

4bbie:

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well, i don’t know the girl in the “don’t support fag marriages” picture, but i did come across this:

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and i feel really bad that she’s getting so much hate for a simple misunderstanding. i’m not tumblr famous or anything, so this probably won’t go too well, but i’m trying to get the word out because i feel bad for this girl. thanks

Signal boost the fuck out of this, someone who didn’t do anything wrong doesn’t deserve hate. 

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So Benedict says he wants to do Sherlock for another 15 years?

mysharona1987:

Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.

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gilesbooks:

I request a buddy cop show about Spike and Giles set in the 80’s.

They’ll bicker and watch passions. It’d be Swell!

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