whosuperlockedyou:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:



u ok jen


this took me too long to realize this isnt a photo of two girls with jared.

whosuperlockedyou:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

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u ok jen

this took me too long to realize this isnt a photo of two girls with jared.

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ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

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arltny:

unduplicated:

seraphknights:

cultureshift:

This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.
 ”How we treat the least of us defines us.”

"should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box"

^ REAL. FUCKING. TALK.

Abandoned to abortion by society? Are you FUCKING kidding me? Do you know how many children go missing every day? Kidnapped by strangers? Coerced to leave their homes? Getting sold into the sex industry? Being taken advantage of by priests, coaches, teachers? Because of the adults that they trusted? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR MORE THAN 6 MONTHS?! THOUSANDS. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR MORE THAN 5 YEARS?! EVEN MORE. SEND THAT MONEY TO THE FAMILIES OF THOSE CHILDREN, SEND THAT MONEY TO THE MULTITUDE OF ORGANIZATIONS THAT SUPPORT THEIR FAMILIES, OFFER VICTIMS THERAPY, ADVOCATE FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT INITIATIVES TO PREVENT ANY CHILD FROM BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF. 
FUCK THAT BULLSHIT “MEMORIAL TO THE MISSING”

arltny:

unduplicated:

seraphknights:

cultureshift:

This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.

 ”How we treat the least of us defines us.”

"should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box"

^ REAL. FUCKING. TALK.

Abandoned to abortion by society? Are you FUCKING kidding me? Do you know how many children go missing every day? Kidnapped by strangers? Coerced to leave their homes? Getting sold into the sex industry? Being taken advantage of by priests, coaches, teachers? Because of the adults that they trusted? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR MORE THAN 6 MONTHS?! THOUSANDS. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR MORE THAN 5 YEARS?! EVEN MORE. SEND THAT MONEY TO THE FAMILIES OF THOSE CHILDREN, SEND THAT MONEY TO THE MULTITUDE OF ORGANIZATIONS THAT SUPPORT THEIR FAMILIES, OFFER VICTIMS THERAPY, ADVOCATE FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT INITIATIVES TO PREVENT ANY CHILD FROM BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF. 

FUCK THAT BULLSHIT “MEMORIAL TO THE MISSING”

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fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

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luhlei:

wildeux:

 




In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

In 1937 a careless driver caused an accident when he took his eyes off the road to ogle 2 women wearing shorts in public for the first time.

fucking thank you



bless that second comment

luhlei:

wildeux:

 

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

In 1937 a careless driver caused an accident when he took his eyes off the road to ogle 2 women wearing shorts in public for the first time.

fucking thank you

bless that second comment

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I for the last hour was trying to figure out how to exactly plan out my day to watch supernatural tonight… Except it was on last night… Fail…


pati79:

timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

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My mother-in-law’s name is Elsa.
I have so many ideas right now….

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kingxanxus:

do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are

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tennants-hair:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

rosetyleres:

scaredpotter:

forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was

stop wondering

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

GOD DAMN IT UNCLE VERNON

DUDLEY WAS IN THAT ROOM

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soakedskin:

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

whats that actor from sherlocks name again?

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i dont think so 1987vcrproductions

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lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

"Schedule the organ music to begin at precisely 11:48."

I love how HE’S playing the part of the nervous bride.

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hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

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my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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capitalemm:

Green Day with Triumph, the insult comic dog (x)

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